Saturday, September 5, 2009

Man & Female Procedure

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with
the machine.
3.. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine..
7. Open car door to alloweasier access to machine due to its
excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake..

*haha...girls....woman....is this true???

5 comments:

  1. Damn true! aku dok pegi keje tiap2 hari celah2 jalan jammed, kadang2 xjammed pon, without looking at the driver i can still guest accurately, driver tu pompuan or laki. style diorang drive.. maybe some of them drive ok but most of them teruk la. sakit hati. aku tengah bawak moto diorang cross depan aku nk masuk lane sebelah. pas cross baru bagi signal. gile ke hape? time nk potong plak, bagi signal, tapi xberani potong..

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  2. haha btul kan incik niijiusan...sincerely dorg mmg xsdr care drive dorg xbes...tp ego dorg ckp..."eh btl la cre aku drv ni"...tp nk wat cmne dh mmg dorg drv kelam ckit...azali lg

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  3. tipoo2.slalloo diskriminasi orang pompuan dengan citer2 macam nih.orang lelaki pon ader je yang complicated pe.sebenarnye bukan nye base on gender,tapi atas diri seseorang tuh la roy roches.

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  5. yes it based on gender actually coz different gender got different hormon which will influence the emotion and the way of thinking.. chewahh, cakap omputih plak.. :P

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